I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
A team that plays hard and fast for the opening minutes, but quickly collapses.
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Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.