"This chick was sooo not DTF."

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.

Leave that thing a-Lohan.

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.