And they said flag football is a no contact sport

It's a Christmas miracle!

From Jordan

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.