The mud wrestling aftermath shower isn't nearly as sexy as I imagined.

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.