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Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
