"Some things are meant to be worn by those without massive amounts of cellulite."
If she doesn't understand, it wasn't meant to be.
According to a recent study, 98% of DARE shirts are worn ironically.
Art meant to be destroyed.
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
Like all great art, you are meant to spill beer all over it.