I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
True Roommates
On the dog collars we're wearing we have written "If found call (then each others phone number)" in case we pass out somewhere. We wear them out every night.
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Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
