I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Hanging cat
This kid living in the house had this wierd paper mache cat. So one day I was walking down the stairs and it was just hanging there, so I took a picture...
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Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.