My 2nd month into my freshman year of college I met this guy who was pretty cute and he came to visit me in my dorm. Come to find out he's only had sex once 2 years ago. Which you know I'm alright with until he asked me to "hold it open".
Being a yoga guru definitely has its ups.
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You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Fundies: The Underwear Built for Two
Perfect for setting the never wanting to have sex again mood.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
George R. R. Martin reads three nursery rhymes. Come back in 11 years for the fourth one.
Presidents indulging in vice. They should be called vice presidents. ... wait.
Dating profiles for NFL stars: because who would ever be attracted to muscular millionaires?
Come for the funny signs; stay for the crappy food.
This MMA fighter faces his greatest enemy: himself.
Looks great, makes beef jerky. What more could you want?
Would you rather drown or fall to your death? Now you don't have to choose!
And now they're dribbling all over the court...
The future is finally here: flying dogs.
