"Johnny College."

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost