If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
Don't you understand?!? The terrorists are trying to fatten us up by killing us from the inside out. It's a whole new type of warfare.
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Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
