I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
Yeah it's a real heart.
What's worse than a ninja? One with in-depth knowledge of vital organs.
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What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
