I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
we were surprised not to find any small boys around him
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Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
