When I started dating my boyfriend, he was a virgin in every sense of the word. He had never even held hands with a girl. When we were making out for the first time, I licked his lower lip. His whole body trembled and he muttered "Oh dear god." It was so funny that I had to stop completely because I was laughing so hard. We're on month eight now.
Take a step back Doc
During lecture the professor appeared to be "motor boating" the board, unaware.rnThe stick figure wearing a cowboy hat was originally riding a big harry d!ck but someone in the lab didnt want to see that in the morning, so he erased it and drew
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Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
