My girlfriend and I were watching movies when I started to get a bit frisky, grabbing at her lady parts. "Not so fast," she said, "you need to grind first." Confused, I told her that dry humping hurts me. "No I mean grind for experience points, you need to romance me a bit before you get access to those levels." I nearly fell off the couch... Read More »
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Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Cute Girl With Armpit Shark Tattoo
I don't blame her. I blame her brain.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."



Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.