After getting fired from his job as mall Santa, this is all he has left.
This is the real Ultimate Warrior, he dresses like this on a daily basis. And he doesn't know whose house he's in.
He's like that little guy that was hidden in every episode of She-Ra.
Hey, it's not pedophelia if he dresses kids in Ewok costumes, right?
He gets a free small fry every time he flashes that bad boy.
Every zombie he met that night didn't need makeup after he was done with them.