We'd check, but eh.

Leave that thing a-Lohan.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

Using the bridge just seemed too easy.

Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.