I wish I could tell you he was putting the finishing touches on the world's largest paper airplane.

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip