He's got multiple personality disorder.

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young