I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
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The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
