You're dog can get beer for you? Well mine defeated Lord Voldemort... just sayin'...

Yours truly, Person That Hates You

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

"Gretchen, NO!"

Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.

They're the two most popular girls in school.