"My friend sent me this pic from Seoul, S korea. I wish i knew what the buttons were for."
"Thats what he gets for having those fly ass rims in that part of the office."
"Well, to be fairn that IS what my flat tire looked like" said the now unemployed person.
"My roommate went home for the weekend, so we made a little popcorn."
This is what you do when a co-worker finds a new job. Ship him off in a big box of packing peanuts.
He gets extra points just for shaving his head. Now, onto his back.