Yeah, he was drunk. But they didn't do anything they have never done before.
This person worked tirelessly to get this done before realizing Halloween was 2 weeks ago.
"Coincidentally, he pregamed before this tattoo."
Well I have done it before and it's gross. End of story. Period.
His Spider-Sense tingles seconds before the Hot Pocket is done.
Remember man, no yellow snow before those forties are done.