No Loitering

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts