Q: What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A: Women
"What's more embarrassing than being a Browns fan? How about being on national TV with a misspelled sign?"
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Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
