How does a blonde try to take a picture off the internet? She uses white-out.
"How many people does it to take to fix a door at Auburn?"
"How many school employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
Here's a new one - how many dead babies does it take to make art?
"How many dirty stinken apes does it take to screw in a lightblub?"
How many cops does it take to come up with a t-shirt?