Even the defendant's lawyer had to pinch himself to not snicker. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture January 3, 2006 See More guilty Recommended Comments () Picture I doubt this is what she had in mind for "cleaning up the streets" as a lawyer. Picture "So my goldfish named cracker decided he had to take a big shit tonight. The only problem was he forgot to pinch it off. We had to make a late night battery run for my digital camera to take a pic." Picture Guilty Convict Looks Way Too Happy Picture According to the Patriot Act, if they catch you doing this you don't even get a lawyer - you just go straight to secret prison. Picture "Just so you all know... Jared went to the mall BY HIMSELF... and had this picture taken. He even stole the helper elf's hat! Wow." ~ His WifeAny other big kids out there taking pictures with Santa at the mall this year? Send them in! Picture "He called everyone Zach the entire time. Even himself." Comments ()