Picture "So my goldfish named cracker decided he had to take a big shit tonight. The only problem was he forgot to pinch it off. We had to make a late night battery run for my digital camera to take a pic."
Picture According to the Patriot Act, if they catch you doing this you don't even get a lawyer - you just go straight to secret prison.
Picture "Just so you all know... Jared went to the mall BY HIMSELF... and had this picture taken. He even stole the helper elf's hat! Wow." ~ His WifeAny other big kids out there taking pictures with Santa at the mall this year? Send them in!