Well, what did you expect from a restaurant called "Jack in the Croissants?"
This is what happens when you ride your bike through an electron collider!
How do you explain to the rental company that your car just neutered a deer?
The bad news is you can't bike home. The good news: free honey.
What did you expect from a publisher that named itself "Touch 'n' Go"?
What else do you expect from the Ku Klux Klan's security check?