If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
I work with classy people
So this lady and her boyfriend have been fighting consistently for over 2 months and I come into to work to see this painted on the receiving dock.
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Cute Girl With Armpit Shark Tattoo
I don't blame her. I blame her brain.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.



Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.