I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
Penis rock
I was on a family trip in Utah a couple years ago driving and looking at rocks. We passed this one and I said, "MOM! Stop the car!!"
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Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
