Forget crime. Google Street View's the new reason I'm not going outside.

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet