My girlfriend and I were watching movies when I started to get a bit frisky, grabbing at her lady parts. "Not so fast," she said, "you need to grind first." Confused, I told her that dry humping hurts me. "No I mean grind for experience points, you need to romance me a bit before you get access to those levels." I nearly fell off the couch... Read More »
Best field trip EVER.
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Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
Dear roommate, please stop leaving your notes everywhere.
Cody Kennedy. Not pictured: clothes.
Don't tell me where Waldo is. Now you've ruined it.
This injustice will not stand. Largely due to the packaging.
It's rare to find sculptures of this caliber
For those who understand data sets, but not the mysteries of the heart
Just a few more quarters... I know I can get this baby.
