Picture "I'm calling you out high dentist kid. You know I party harder, just publicly admit it already."
Picture "My mom was so confident that she shot eyes closed. And yes, she and my little sister beat me and my dad. I still cry sometimes."
Picture Later that night she beat the stuffing out of her teddy bear, right after seeing daddy do something similar to mommy.
Picture "Not enough money for beer. So we filled the cups with ranch dressing, barbecue sauce, bacon, milk, pizza sauce, and other random food and drinks we found around the kitchen."