That's one place you don't want frostbite.

She hasn't been seen since.

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.