This is how Michelle won California for Barack.

I don't blame her. I blame her brain.

The transformation is almost complete.

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

How do you show your work?

From Billy Skebba

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.