"How many postmenopausal women with early stage breast cancer that have just completed tamoxifen are looking at beheaded snowmen on College Humor?"

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora