Ohio recently changed its motto from "The Heart of it all" to "Racist USA"

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis