Hard thing to overlook

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive