Creepiest man alive

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive