I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
If you hated Kevin Federline before, wait until you see what he did to his car.
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Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
