Woody

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.