Picture If you ask me, it's impressive when anyone drinks three times their body mass in beer at once, regardless of species.
Picture She comes to visit me at school every weekend, she parties with us, she smears her perfume on all my clothes, she cusses out my teachers for no reason, she sleeps in my friends' beds... my mom RULES!
Picture Look officer, I've explained it to you already. I'm drunk, but it's Rudolph who is doing the driving.
Picture "This is my friend doing the funniest thing I've ever seen. That's not beer...it's 6lbs. 12oz. of apple sauce. Only in Prosser, WA baby."