Picture This is what you wanted, right? I added an apostrophe into "Birthdays" because I thought it looked cool, too.
Picture "We thought it would be cool to look like child molesters for the start of work in the summer, didn't turn out too well."
Picture "A hive of bees infested a DC fire hydrant. The bees are pretty cool but if you look you can see a woman scratching her ass in the background."