Picture That guy who makes all the movie parodies with thumbs should do a horror-porn with you guys and your messed up thumbs.
Picture Would You Rather: Have two hot girls making out with each other on your lap OR just make out with one of them?
Picture Now you've got the perfect pickup line! Walk up to a girl and get her attention. Now, pretend that when you touch your butt with your finger it's so hot that it makes a sizzling "tsssss" noise. Then pull down your pants, pretend to look surprised when you
Picture 'I know I need to make a left on a street, just tell me which one...' 'I already told you...'