If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
"A recent poll discovered 93% of women think about Chuck Norris during sex. A similar poll discovered Chuck Norris thinks about Chuck Norris 100% of the time during sex."
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