Picture "After a night of drinking Laura decides to pee in the sink. Having no toilet paper to wipe with she retreats to the hand dryer." Laura is an elegant girl.
Picture I like to believe that, somewhere out there, there's a girl with an "I strive to hookup with douche bags" tattoo meant for him.
Picture All beaches have a little class. Did I say class? I meant glass. There's glass in the sand so watch out.