He returns!
The citizens knew they could not keep him away forever and that he would eventually return to feast on the flesh of the innocent.
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.
Sad Kid Swings in Bunny Suit
Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Art School Boner Memorial
If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.