This wouldn't be so bad if his name wasn't Dick

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

They're the two most popular girls in school.

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

How do you show your work?

From Billy Skebba

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.