If only I were a cat/dog

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora