Don't look so sad. Crack a smile!
Don't be fooled by her smile. This is a horrible, horrible accident.
This picture taken and submitted by a plumber who thinks the crack thing is an unfair streotype.
If he didn't smile there's really not much more they could do, except maybe try it with a dude.
So, maybe not a problem with the phone then.
When your ass is touching the bench, it's no longer plumber's crack.